1. Hold Ctrl and Alt and click HELP > ABOUT PHOTOSHOP
2. Above the word "PROTECTED" (in the sentence Protected by US Patents)click once. If the window closed you did it wrong try agian. If nothing happens you did it right.
3. Wait for the scrolling credits to reach the bottom and start over. (Hold ALT to speed this process up)
4. Upon letting the credits start over you should see a bunch of quotes right where you previously clicked flashing before you in a white space.